August 2010
9 things about me
1. i feel like i never fit my age.
when i was younger i always felt too old to be, say, 11 because everyone around me was so stupid. now that i’m 15 i feel like everyone else is both stupid as hell AND older than i am. suddenly i’m six…DAMMIT
2. my ipod is redonkulous.
put it on shuffle and you’ll get depressing white person indie music, rap, alternative, classic rock,...
10 things I want to say
1. you are so attractive i would like to attack you violently.
2. we need to end this asap.
3. yes, you are fat.
4. please turn down the air conditioning
5. guess what NOBODY LIKES YOU
6. i would have had a much better CTY session if i never had you as a roommate.
7. i’m sorry you’re fat, i wish i could help you. you’re actually really cool and i hope you get taller so your...
i'm so fly, fly like the breeze
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that...
“My mouth is so full, I can’t even call myself a fatass.”
– Sydney Speizman
hey ladies.
so i’m at my dad’s apartment and anna thinks she has some kind of weirdtastic disease…i thought everyone should know.
